For a few years I have been enjoying all the fun that Blendtec’s “Will it Blend?” had to offer. I mean, a blender that can pretty much destroy anything, from pens to golf balls. It assured me that were I to ever buy this blender, my fruit would surely be no match for a machine that can reduce guitar hero III to a fine powder.
But today you get a double portion of destruction. I found a company whose sole purpose is to shred things. While Blendtec is trying to sell you a blender, SSI wants to sell you products that can destroy everything. Their motto? “What needs shredding?”
If you think we are talking about a small device hooked up to your garbage can that can take out up to 4 sheets of paper at a time, you are thinking too small. Go to their video site.I just watched a machine of theirs obliterate a hot tub. And a torpedo. It doesn’t get any better than this.
Now, if you are like my boss you’ll wonder “what kind of a person needs a BMW Beetle crushed into tiny bits?” The only answer I can think of? Mafia. From what I can tell, this is a fancy service that can just “make things disappear” for a price.
Moral of the story? If you find that some of your business contacts have been contacting SSI Shredding Systems Inc., you may just want to get out of town and change your name.
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